How to eat butter.

by Alexandra

Butter is good.

Butter is my friend.

Butter makes me happy.

The media is mean to butter.

I am mean to the media, because those people suck.

Butter is not inherently bad, people!

Yes, this much butter is probably not so good. (Just think of how many cupcakes you could make with this!)


A little bit is not bad — it’s good!

All you need is a muffin, bagel, toast or potato (or something else) and some butter.

Instructions: spread butter, devour

Tea pairs nicely (with just about anything)

Case in point?

Stop hating on the butter. Eat your butter, eat your cake, tell Michelle Obama to get a life and then do what you want. Eat, drink, and be merry, just find your balance.

Happy April!